Spring Special 2012 Part One

Because this has so many pictures I thought I’d divide it in half to make it a bit easier so presenting, part one of the Spring 2012 special!

~*~

In the not too distant future, way down in Deep 13

Dr. Forrester

And TV’s Frank were hatching an evil scheme

They hired a temp by the name of Mike

Just a regular joe they didn’t like.

Their experiment needed a good test case…

So they conked him on the noggin and they shot him into space! “Get me down!”

“We’ll send him cheesy movies. The worst we can find. La la la!”

“He’ll have to sit and watch them all, and we’ll monitor his mind. La la la!”

Now keep in mind Mike can’t control where the movies begin or end. La la la!

He’ll try to keep his sanity with the help of his robot friends.

“Robot roll call!”

Cambot! “You’re on!”

Gypsy! “I’m the star!”

Tom Servo! “Check Me out! ;D”

Crooooow! “I’m… DIFFERENT!”

If you’re wondering how he eats and breathes, and other science facts…

“La la la!”

Just repeat to yourself “This is just an April Fools, I should really just relax!”

For Danevbie Science Theater… 3000!!!!!!!

*

“What… where am I?” -looks around- “Some sort of… ship. Whoa! Who are you two?”

“I’m Zari–” -gets elbowed by Kaylee- “Ow! I mean, I’m Tom.”

“And I’m Crow. I think we’re your, like, uber-great-grandkids or something.” -is elbowed by Zari- “Whooops! I mean, we’re robots. Bleep. Beep. Beep-beep.” -does the robot dance-

-eyebrow raise- “Look, some sort of monitor. There’s static. Maybe if I push this button… WHOA! Wait, those two look familiar.”

“Well hello there little experiments.” -rubs hands together while grinning nastily- “Yes, you may remember me. I am Doctor Forrester!”

“Can I come out now?”

“NO! Now then,” -turns back to monitor-“You three may be wondering what is going on. I shall answer. I’ve decided that doing experiments in space might attract the alien lifeforms I so desire to frolic with.” -rubs chin- “So you’re in space. And I am experimenting.”

“Wh–what are you doing to me this time?”

“Oh! I don’t know. You’re going to watch some movie. Oh and later we’ll have an invention exchange… I said stay away!” -glares at brother-

“But I was bored back there. Hi Jacob!”

“His name is MIKE!”

“But–” “MIKE!”

“Okay. Hi Mike.”

“Hi, whoever you’re supposed to be since I guess you’re not supposed to be Kay.”

“This is TV’s Frank.” -pushes Kay out of the way- “And yes, you are to go in that theater and watch a horribly cheesy movie.”

“But why? To what purpose will this serve?”

“OOH! Can I have popcorn?”

-lights flash and the ship starts shaking- “WHOA! WE’VE GOT MOOOVIE TIIIME!”

*

*

“You know, you two looked really different when we were in there.” -sighs- “Okay what are we going to do? We need to do something, we can’t stay up here for however long… wh–what are you two doing?”

“Here we come a-wassailing etc, etc! Give us your wassail if you please, sir.”

“Uhh, wassail? I think I’m out of wassail.”

“You’re no fun!” Jacob: “Come on, it’s April.”

“I know but where’s the challenge wassailing at Christmas? The place is lousy with wassail. You take two steps and BAM! You smash your toe on a ton of the stuff.”

“Wait a minute, what exactly IS a wassail?”

“Pfft, I dunno. Some kind of anti-inflammatory, I think. Look the point is, if you can’t provide the wassail for we humble tattered minstrels, you need to turn over your debit card and PIN number immediately.”

“Yep. It’s a custom that goes back CENTURIES!” “You made that up!”

“Nuh-uhh! Listen to the song. A-hem.”

“If the person who you sing to can’t provide the wassail, you are entitled to his debit card and PIN number! Love and joy come to you unless you can’t provide the wassail, then severe financial penalties shall come to you… Then severe financial penalties to you!”

-sigh- “We’ll be right back…”

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Hi there! I'm known as sErindeppity. I love to read (huzzah!) and love to write (double huzzah!). I have tons of books in my room ahaha. I love video games and hate hot weather. :p
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19 Responses to Spring Special 2012 Part One

  1. WASSAIL, WASSAIL, ALL OVER THE TOWN! OUR TOAST IT IS WHITE AND OUR ALE IT IS BROWN! OUR BOWL IT IS MADE OF THE WHITE MAPLE TREE! WITH THE WASSAILING BOWL, WE’LL DRINK TO THEE!

    MERRY APRILMASDAY!

      • I’m afraid I don’t… Quite… Get… The references. DX

        Is one of Kaylee’s traits Insane, by any chance? XD

      • sErindeppity says:

        It’s okay, you have to watch Mystery Science Theater 3000 to really understand most of it, I think. It’s a show about a man (originally Joel, replaced by Mike–who is better, IMO) and two robots (Tom and Crow) who are forced to watch horrible cheesy terrible movies. They sit through the movies and make fun of it. Originally it was Dr. Forrester and… I forget who, who were forcing them. Then the guy I don’t remember was replaced by TV’s Frank. Then after those two left, they were replaced by the best of the evil people: Pearl Forrester (Dr. Forrester’s mother), Bobo (a supposedly smart ape who isn’t smart) and Brain Guy (a guy who carries his brain around and has telekinetic powers). It sounds confusing… but is one of the most awesomest funniest shows in ever.
        The 3 clips I gave are from the show, when they are watching the occasional short film before a movie.
        And no, she’s not insane. xD

      • sErindeppity says:

        If you don’t mind really quirky humor and making fun of bad movies, and if you have Netflix, I suggest looking up “MST3K” (it will show up under that). I’d say start with “I Accuse My Parents” or “The Beginning Of The End” or any of the ones with Mike Nelson in them. EXCEPT Hamlet. Save Hamlet until you get a feel for the show, if you ever do. I am a huge MST3K fan and the first time I watched that episode, I almost fell asleep @_@ (Although the beginning of that episode is one of the funniest, when Pearl invents a poison to wipe out half the world and Mike literally says “Never mind that, find the lady!” and entices her into a card game).

  2. :3 -girlish squeel- I love it!

    • sErindeppity says:

      Thanks I had SO much fun doing this! And was watching MST3K while doing it, too. xD Wound up rewatching “Hamlet” and then rewatching “A Touch Of Satan” (which is what the wassail scene is from). I’ve watched all the episodes they have up on Netflix like, two and a half dozen times now @_@
      MST3K is not only my favorite American show, but one of my all time favorite shows in existence. xD

  3. MST3K ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Still roaring with laughter!

  4. inspiritsgolden says:

    OH MY GOD
    I LOVE YOU FOR THIS

  5. Rozelliee says:

    This is good yes I like this.
    But I was laughing the entire time!
    Best part? The Zari-sorry-I-mean-Tom. ❀

  6. When is Zari not lovable ❀

  7. jonso says:

    Wacky…. I loved it! πŸ˜†

  8. somebodysangel13 says:

    ZOMG, JAY WITH HAIR OUT!!! Sorry for the caps, just so shocking!

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