Spring Special 2012 Part One

Because this has so many pictures I thought I’d divide it in half to make it a bit easier so presenting, part one of the Spring 2012 special!

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In the not too distant future, way down in Deep 13

Dr. Forrester

And TV’s Frank were hatching an evil scheme

They hired a temp by the name of Mike

Just a regular joe they didn’t like.

Their experiment needed a good test case…

So they conked him on the noggin and they shot him into space! “Get me down!”

“We’ll send him cheesy movies. The worst we can find. La la la!”

“He’ll have to sit and watch them all, and we’ll monitor his mind. La la la!”

Now keep in mind Mike can’t control where the movies begin or end. La la la!

He’ll try to keep his sanity with the help of his robot friends.

“Robot roll call!”

Cambot! “You’re on!”

Gypsy! “I’m the star!”

Tom Servo! “Check Me out! ;D”

Crooooow! “I’m… DIFFERENT!”

If you’re wondering how he eats and breathes, and other science facts…

“La la la!”

Just repeat to yourself “This is just an April Fools, I should really just relax!”

For Danevbie Science Theater… 3000!!!!!!!

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“What… where am I?” -looks around- “Some sort of… ship. Whoa! Who are you two?”

“I’m Zari–” -gets elbowed by Kaylee- “Ow! I mean, I’m Tom.”

“And I’m Crow. I think we’re your, like, uber-great-grandkids or something.” -is elbowed by Zari- “Whooops! I mean, we’re robots. Bleep. Beep. Beep-beep.” -does the robot dance-

-eyebrow raise- “Look, some sort of monitor. There’s static. Maybe if I push this button… WHOA! Wait, those two look familiar.”

“Well hello there little experiments.” -rubs hands together while grinning nastily- “Yes, you may remember me. I am Doctor Forrester!”

“Can I come out now?”

“NO! Now then,” -turns back to monitor-“You three may be wondering what is going on. I shall answer. I’ve decided that doing experiments in space might attract the alien lifeforms I so desire to frolic with.” -rubs chin- “So you’re in space. And I am experimenting.”

“Wh–what are you doing to me this time?”

“Oh! I don’t know. You’re going to watch some movie. Oh and later we’ll have an invention exchange… I said stay away!” -glares at brother-

“But I was bored back there. Hi Jacob!”

“His name is MIKE!”

“But–” “MIKE!”

“Okay. Hi Mike.”

“Hi, whoever you’re supposed to be since I guess you’re not supposed to be Kay.”

“This is TV’s Frank.” -pushes Kay out of the way- “And yes, you are to go in that theater and watch a horribly cheesy movie.”

“But why? To what purpose will this serve?”

“OOH! Can I have popcorn?”

-lights flash and the ship starts shaking- “WHOA! WE’VE GOT MOOOVIE TIIIME!”

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“You know, you two looked really different when we were in there.” -sighs- “Okay what are we going to do? We need to do something, we can’t stay up here for however long… wh–what are you two doing?”

“Here we come a-wassailing etc, etc! Give us your wassail if you please, sir.”

“Uhh, wassail? I think I’m out of wassail.”

“You’re no fun!” Jacob: “Come on, it’s April.”

“I know but where’s the challenge wassailing at Christmas? The place is lousy with wassail. You take two steps and BAM! You smash your toe on a ton of the stuff.”

“Wait a minute, what exactly IS a wassail?”

“Pfft, I dunno. Some kind of anti-inflammatory, I think. Look the point is, if you can’t provide the wassail for we humble tattered minstrels, you need to turn over your debit card and PIN number immediately.”

“Yep. It’s a custom that goes back CENTURIES!” “You made that up!”

“Nuh-uhh! Listen to the song. A-hem.”

“If the person who you sing to can’t provide the wassail, you are entitled to his debit card and PIN number! Love and joy come to you unless you can’t provide the wassail, then severe financial penalties shall come to you… Then severe financial penalties to you!”

-sigh- “We’ll be right back…”